Tell me if u like this one...............?!
Question:
Tell me if u like this one...............?
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an
attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's
rather taken aback because he can't place where he
knows her from.
So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies,
"I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever
been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you
the stripper from my bachelor party, that I made love
to on the pool table with all my buddies watching
while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm
your son's teacher
Answers:
LMAO that was very fuuny you are number one in my book