Some blondes jokes?!


Question:

Some blondes jokes?

HOW DO U MAKE A BLONDE LAUGH ON FRIDAY?
tell her joke on monday

HOW DID THE BLONDE BREACK HER ARM WHILE SHE WAS RAKING LEAVES
she fell from a tree

WAT DO BLONDES AND BEER BOTTLES HAVE IN COMMON
both r empty from the neck up

WAT DO U CALL A BUNCH OF BLONDES STANDING IN A ROW
a wind tunnel

IF A BLONDE AND BRUNETTE FELL OUT OF AN AIRPLANE WHICH ON WOULD LAND FIRST

the blonde and brunette would have to stop and ask for directions

HOW DO U DROWN A BLONDE
put a mirror on the bottom of a swimming pool

WHY DOES A BLONDE ONLY CHANGE HER BABY'S DIAPER ONCE A MONTH
because the label said,good for up to 20 pounds

HOW DO U MAKE A BLONDES EYE LIGHT UP
shine a flashlight in her ear

WHY DO BLONDES WEAR SHOULDER PADS
to protect thier skull as thier head rocks back and forth

HOW DO U KILL A BLONDE
u put spikes in her shoulder pads

HOW CAN U TELL IF A BLONDE HAS USED UR COMPUTER
there will be cheese in front of the mouse

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HOW DID THE BONDE TRY TO KILL THE BIRD
she threw it of a cliff

WATS THE ADVANTAGE OF GETTING MARrIED TO A BLONDE
u can park in the handicapped zone

so i hope u like it even u have heard em but please no rude comments


Answers:

loved all of them, very very funny. all though there were a few i had heard before I still got a good laugh out of them. keep up the great worj Ash and keep the jokes coming. You get a star for making me laugh and bring a smile to my face.


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