Some more one liners.?!
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Some more one liners.?
Always remember your unique, just like everyone else.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
Help wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.
It's sad how whole families are torn apart by simple things, like wild dogs.
A day without sunshine is like night.
A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.
Bureaucrats cut red tape, lengthwise.
Clones are people two.
Did ya hear? They took the word gullible out of the dictionary.
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become expected.
He who places head in sand, will get kicked in the end.
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise My hand.
Hypochodria is the only desease I haven't got.
I bet you I could stop gambling.
I couldn't care less about apathy.
Energizer Bunny Arrested! Charged with battery.
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.
Have a great weekend.
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I stopped mid way and didn't smile come on man make me smile!