Life lessons?!
Question:
Life lessons?
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today coz they pissed me off!
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the *** I have to kiss tomorrow!
Help me to always give 100% at work: 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, 5% on Fridays.
Andhelp me to remember..........When I am having a really bad day and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!
Answers:
bwahahahaha i liked the last one best ^-^