Old Couple die and go to heaven (It's long and I have to add details so bear wi!

Old Couple die and go to heaven (It's long and I have to add details so bear with me)?

An old couple are driving down the motorway when they crash and were killed, they arrive at the Pearly Gates and are met by St. Peter. They had been a deeply religious couple all their lives and had good health due to her interest in healthy eating and exercise and his keen interest in golf. Peter showed them to the mansion that was to be their home for eternity, it was a big palatial house with a room for everything and beautifully designed and furnished. The old couple had finished oohing and aahing and the man said "Beautiful but how much does it cost.?" Peter says "This is Heaven it Free" next he shows them out back and there's a championship golf course and Peter tells them theyhave green privellages every day and the course would change each morning to mimic the greatest courses on Earth "Fantastic said the man but how much does it cost to play.?" Peter said "This is Heaven it's free." next he takes them to the clubhouse and there's a huge buffet with all the most luxurious...

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Food you could think of Peter said "You can eat as much as you like and you'll never get fat nor unhealthy." The old man asked angrily "Great how much does it cost to eat.? " Peter getting a little exasperated said abruptly "This is HEAVEN IT'S FREE" the old man throws a wobbly and starts screaming and shouting and stamping around. Peter and the mans wife manage to calm him down and asked him what was wrong, the old man turned to his wife and said "If it hadn't been for you're damned tasteless bran muffins and such stuff I could have been here years ago.!

lol Must remember not to buy any more bran muffins.