Jesus and Moses?!


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Jesus and Moses?

Jesus & Moses were strolling by the Red Sea when Moses nudged Jesus and said, "Hey, Jesus, I've still got it."

Moses turned towards the Red Sea & lifts up his staff. The angels began to sing the gentle sea breeze turned into a raging gale & the waters of the Red Sea were parted. Moses lowered his arms &, with a smug grin on his face, turned back to face Jesus.

Jesus scoffed. "Moses, my boy, I've still got it" & with a flourish of his robes, Jesus stepped onto the waters of the Red Sea & began to stride across.

But to Moses' amazement, halfway across the water, Jesus suddenly began to sink. He splashed into the water & began to choke and flounder as the waves tossed him about Moses grumbled at Jesus' sillyness & parted the water once more & helped Jesus back to shore,

When they had finally reached shore, Moses slapped a consoling hand on Jesus' shoulder & said, "Don't worry about it, Lord. Last time you tried it you didn't have holes in your feet."


Answers:

Damnnnn...that is FUNNY:) Cruel and mean but still funny.
You're one sick little monkey:)


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