Funny joke.?!


Question:

Funny joke.?

So there was a blond who was dating a football fan. SHe had told him that she had never been to a football game so he took her to one. They had really good seats right above the dug out where they sit and rest. (I dunno what it's called in football buts it's a dug out in baseball. sorry.)

After the game her boyfriend asked her how she liked it. "It was okay," She said, "But I don't understand why they all wanted the quarter. I mean, it's just a quarter!"

He looked at her funny and asked, "What do you mean?" So she explained.

"At the beginning they flipped a quarter and for the rest of the game they kept shouting 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' I mean, gosh, it's only 25 cents!"


Answers:

Funny..now here's one for you

This past fall semester, at Duke University, there were two sophomores who were taking Organic Chemistry and who did pretty well on all of the quizzes, midterms, labs, etc. Going into the final exam, they ad solid "A's."
These two friends were so confident going into the final that the weekend before finals week (even though the Chem. final was on Monday), they decided to go up to University of Virginia to a party with some friends.

So they did this and had a great time. However, they ended up staying longer than they planned, and they didn't make it back to Duke until early Monday morning. Rather than taking the final then, they found Professor Aldric after the final and explained to him why they missed it.

They told him that they went up to Virginia for the weekend, and had planned to come back in time to study, but that they had a flat tire on the way back and didn't have a spare and couldn't get help for a long time. So they were late getting back to campus.
Aldric thought this over and agreed that they could make up the final on the following day. The two guys were elated and relieved. So, they studied that night and went in the next day at the time that Aldric had told them.
He placed them in separate rooms, handed each of them a test booklet and told them to begin. They looked at the first problem, which was something simple about free radical formation and was worth 5 points. "Cool" they thought, "this is going to be easy." They did that problem and then turned the page.
They were unprepared, however, for what they saw on the next page.
It said: (95 points) "Which tire?"


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