Jes' how ugly is yo' sister?!
Question:
Jes' how ugly is yo' sister?
Mine's so ugly if she got into a
beauty contest with Abe Lincoln,
she would lose.
No offense to anyone's sister!
These are all for fun!
5 days ago
Oh yeah those are great...
How about:
"I was so ugly as a baby
when I was born
the doctor slapped my mother!"
5 days ago
OR:
"I was such an ugly kid my Dad
had to tie a bone around my neck
just to get the dog to play with me!"
Answers:
My daddies girlfriend is so ugly she makes her grandkids cry every time she gets close to them. I'm juz playin