Joke - Is JAIMIE up yet?!
Question:
Joke - Is JAIMIE up yet?
Jaimie and Joan got married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Jaimie's mum and dad's for their first night together.
In the morning, little Johnny, Jamie's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out the door to go to school, he asks his mum if Jaimie and Joan are up yet...
"No" said his mum.
Little Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
"I don't want to hear what you think - just go to school.
Little Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mum, "Are Jaimie and Joan up yet?"
"No" said his mum again.
"Do you know what I think?"
"Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and get back to school."
After school little Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Jaimie and Joan up yet?"
"NO!" said his mum.
"Do you know what I think?"
His mum replies, "OK!" now tell me what you think then!"
"Well mum, last night Jaimie came to my room for Vaseline and I think I gave him aeroplane glue."
Answers:
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