Mike and Maureen land on Mars. Seeing a Martian couple, Mike and Maureen natural!

Mike and Maureen land on Mars. Seeing a Martian couple, Mike and Maureen naturally want to know how they have?

sex. "Like you do, I think," says the male Martian. To find out they all agree to swap partners for one night.Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom He's got only a tiny penis "I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen. The male Martian looks puzzled. "Why not?" he asks, "What's the matter?" "Well," she replies, "it's just not long enough!""No problem," he says, and starts to slap his forehead. With each slap, his **** grows till it's actually pretty long. "Well," she says, "that's very impressive, but it's still quite narrow." "No problem," says the Martian, and he starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his **** grows wider until it's huge! they fall into bed and make mad, passionate love.Next day Mike says to Maureen, "Well, was it any good?""I hate to say it," replies Maureen, "but it was pretty wonderful. How about you?""It was horrible," says Mike, "all I got was a terrible headache. She just kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears."

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