Funny joke?!

Funny joke?

there was a lady so rich she bought a hotel, and she called her friend to ask what to name her hotel, and her friend said "name it the first thing u think of"
she thought of her chest, so she named the hotel My Chest.

the next day she bought a dog, and she called her friend to ask wat to name her dog
her friend said " name it the first thing you think of!"
she thought of her hotel, which was named My Chest, which on her chest is her boobs, so she named the dog My Boobs.

the next day her dog went missing, so she went up to a guy in the hotel and said "I looked all over my chest but i couldnt find my boobs!!!!!!!!!!"

5 days ago
my friend said that one of her friends made it up

An old lady names her cat "My balls itch"...

(have we all heard this one before?)

One day her cat goes missing. So she's running down the street screaming, "my balls itch, my balls itch!"
JUST THEN.... a big Black dude comes running out of his house and says, "Lady, .... (long pause) ... when my balls itch, I SCRRRRRRRR ATCH' EM!".
I was 11 years old when my Bro and me thought that was the funniest joke ever!