Your mama jokes?!
Question:
Your mama jokes?
What's the best your mama jokes you know? Your mama's so fat, ugly, stupid, etc?
Answers:
Yo mama is so fat that her measurements are 36-24-36, and her other arm is just as big.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her *** looks like two pigs fightin over milk duds
Yo mama is so fat, when she wanted a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
Yo mama's so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses Tickle Me Elmo for a vibrator.
Yo Mama is so fat, she leaves stretchmarks in the bath tub
Yo Mama's so dumb, she went to a movie that said ''under 18 not admitted,'' so she left to go get 17 of her friends.
Yo' mama so fat she has to call Sherwin-Williams to paint her toenails!
Yo mama is so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner - so she went looking for it.
Yo mama is so fat, she put on a yellow raincoat and all the kids yelled, “here comes the school bus.”