Aussie Joke?!
Question:
Aussie Joke?
An Australian lad from the Outback turns 18 so his father buys him a trip to Sydney. The first thing that happens to him is that he’s picked up by a hooker who offers him a good time back at her place. He agrees and they end up in her room at the top of a town house. She begins getting undressed but he stops her and asks her to give him a hand to throw the chest of drawers out of the window.
“OK,” she says, “but it’ll cost you extra.”
“No worries,” he replies and they chuck the chest into the street three storeys down.
Then he asks her to do the same with the wardrobe. It follows the chest after they agree to the price increase.
Then he requests the same for the bed. Again, the price increase is agreed and it joins the rest of the broken furniture outside.
“What’s all this about?” the hooker asks. “Are you kinky or something?”
“No Miss. This is my first time with a Sheila, but if it’s anything like it is with a ’roo, I’m gonna need all the space I can get!”
Answers:
lol lol naughty, naughty got more?