A little boy?!
Question:
A little boy?
A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents' bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in you're bouncing up and down on him."
His mom is taken by surprise and says. "Oh... well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again."
The boy says, "That won't work."
His mom says, "Why?"
The boy replies. "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up!"
Answers:
Oh MY God! Outrageously Funny… Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Hey! My tummy is paining laughing at this one…the punch line blew me off my feet and I am still rolling around laughing…Star for you!!!