Letter of complaint; THE REPLY (part two)?!
Question:
Letter of complaint; THE REPLY (part two)?
Dear penis, after assessing your request and consideringthe arguements you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work eight hours straight
you fall asleep after breif work periods
you do not always follow the directions of the managment team.
you do not stop in your designated area and you are often seen visiting other locations.
you must be stimulated before you start work
you leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
You dont always observe necessary satety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
You are unable to work double shifts
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task
and if that were not all, you have repeatedlybeen seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
sincerely,
THE MANAGEMENT.
Answers:
Good one....