A man walks up to you and and says heres a million quid?!

A man walks up to you and and says heres a million quid?

But to get the million quid you have to do the following,.,.,.,.
A/ Invite all of your family to dinner at your house but dont turn up yourself.
B/ Tell your boss that he could stick his job where the sun dose'nt shine.
C/ Have an ellicit affair with a member of the same sex as you and let the world know.
D/ Eat one of the burgers that i posted in a question a few days ago.
E/ Pose naked for playboy.
F/ Empty the entire population of your local animal sanctuary into your house and garden for a whole month.
G/ Wear an A board advertising the fact that your having a MASSIVE party at your place the day after the animals move in
H/ Listen to the entire collection of Val Doonicans records on headphones without a break.

WOULD YOU.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.x.

A. No one would notice.
B. don't work, so wouldn't matter. Could I tell hubby instead?
C. OK, but no one would believe me.
D. Maybe.
E. Could do that, they wouldn't use them anyway.
F. Love to, adore animals - so the more the merrier.
G. Another party I won't be at.
H. Used to do that as a kid. I thought that that was pop music.

So where's the money ......show me the MONEY!!!!!!!