The cannibal in the restaurant?!
Question:
The cannibal in the restaurant?
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
Broiled Missionary: $10.00 -
Fried Explorer: $15.00 -
Grilled Republican: $100.00 -
Baked Democrat: $100. 00 -
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Politicians?'
He replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap, it takes all morning."
Answers:
too true..and funny too