Three guys were riding in a pick-up truck, when they saw?!


Question:

Three guys were riding in a pick-up truck, when they saw?

a sheep stuck in a fence with its hind end up in the air.
the guy from ohio said,'l wish that was angelina jolie'.
the guy from pennsylvania said, 'l wish that was sarah michelle gellar.
the guy from montana said, 'l wish it was dark.

what do you call a hillbilly who owns sheep and goats?
bisexual

who designed the female genitals?
the local council: who else would put a playground right next to a sewyer.

hi darling, breathed an obsene phone caller. if you can guess whats in my hand, l'll give you a piece of the action.
listen chum, said the woman at the other end, if you can hold it in one hand, l aint interested


Answers:

first and last one's were funny....


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