A man sat down at the bar and ordered a shot of whiskey...?!
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A man sat down at the bar and ordered a shot of whiskey...?
The bartender brought the shot, which the man immediately drank. The man pulled his shirt pocket out a little and looked inside, then ordered another shot of whiskey, and drank it down. After a few minutes, he again looked at something in his shirt pocket, then signalled the bartender for yet another shot of whiskey. This continued until the customer had drank 10 shots of whiskey. The bartender finally asked, "Why do you keep looking in your shirt pocket, before ordering another drink?"
"In my shirt pocket is a picture of my wife," answered the customer, "and as soon as she looks good enough, I'll go home to her."
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