Twisted Nursery Rhymes?!
Question:
Twisted Nursery Rhymes?
Mary had a little lamb
she tied it to a heater
every time it turned around
it burned its little peter
MAry had a little lamb
she also had a duck
she tied them both together
to see if they would f***
Know any others?
Answers:
MY FAVORITE!!--JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL,EACH HAD A QUARTER---JILL CAME DOWN WITH FIFTY CENTS, I DON'T THINK THEY WENT UP FER WATER!!!---LOL!!!