PLEASE , WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE" DUMB BLONDIE" joke(s)?!
Question:
PLEASE , WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE" DUMB BLONDIE" joke(s)?
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3 pregnant women, a blonde, brunette and red head are all in the doctors office discussing their children...
brunette: "my husband and I had sex missionary style so we're having a boy!"
red head:"my boyfriend and I had sex female superiority so we're having a girl"
at this point the blonde bursts into tears and screams
"OMG I HAVING PUPPIES!"
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A blonde, brunette, and a red head are all driving through the dessert, when their car breaks down...
Brunette:"we can each bring one thing to carry, something we can use until we can get help...I'll bring food"
Red head:"good idea, I'll bring bottled water"
the blonde thinks for a minute then replies "I'll bring the car door so if we get hot we can roll down the window!"
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it was Bob the postman's last day since he was retiring... he goes to the first house and the family there gives him a $50 gift card for the mall, Bob goes to the 2nd house and they give him a box of cigars, and this goes on for the entire street until he comes to the last house, Bob knocks on the door and a beautiful Blonde dressed in a VERY revealing nightdress answers the door, she quickly husstles him inside and up stairs and has sex with him for 2 hours, after which she takes him down stairs and makes him a HUGE breakfast baccon, ham, eggs, pancakes, the works! then she hands him a dollar
Bob: "wow thanks you SO much, but ahh hmm, I can understand the sex and breakfast. but what's the dollar for?"
Blonde: "well last night I told my husband it was going to be your last day and asked what we should get you? well my husband said 'screw the mailman, give him a dollar' breakfast was MY idea"
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one night there was a Ventriloquist who was doing his act at a bar, he was doing a lot of blonde jokes until finally a blonde jumps up from the middle of the bar
Blonde: "You know what!?! I AM SO SICK OF PEOPLE SAYING BLONDE JOKES! we aren't as dumb as you'd like to think!"
Ventriloquist: "well gee ma'm I was only trying to make people laugh! you shouldn't take things so personaly! but I really am sorry"
Blonde: "Look buddy IDK who you think you are but this is between the short guy on your lap and ME!"
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that's all I could remember for now!
:)