Do you know any joke or a true story about beggars?!

Do you know any joke or a true story about beggars?

Thank you !

Hope you like these...
(1) Hobo came up to me on the street and asked me for 5-hundred-dollars for a cup of coffee.
I said 5-hundred dollars? Coffee is only 50-cents.
He said, "I know, I want to drink it in Brazil."

(2) Hobo came up to me the other day and asked me for 10-dollars. He said he wanted to know how food tastes.
I told him, "It still tastes the same," and left.

(3) Hobo asked if I had 5-dollars for a ham sandwich.
I pulled out the 5-dollars and said, "Where's the ham sandwich?"

(4) Hobo approached me and said, "Mister, I haven't had a bite in three days." So, I bit him.

That's all I got. Hope you enjoy them, Nigel.