OK - here's another joke - do you like it?!
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OK - here's another joke - do you like it?
Herb: So, Doctor, how are my tests coming out? Am I OK?
Doc: Right now Herb BUT - you wil die in 24 hours! Terrible thing but there is nothing I can do for you at this point.
Herb heads home, dejected, sorrowful - he will miss so very much.
Mildred: Hi Herb, how did it go at the Doctor's today?
Herb: Honey, it is terrible. But you are my loving wife and I have to tell you - I only have 24 hours to live!
Mildred: Oh darling, what a terrible thing!
H: Can we make love just one more time?
M: Of course honey!
Love was made and tears flowed. They both napped.
H: Honey, I only have 8 hours to love - can we please make love again?
M: Of course darling!
Love was made, tears flowed. Herb tossed and turned - he just could not sleep.
H: Honey, I only have 2 hours to live can we make love one more time?
M: Herb, I love you very much but I'm serious - I'm exhausted. And besides I have to get up in the morning and you don't!!
Bye bye, Herb..................
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lmao