A guy walks into a bar in texas?!


Question:

A guy walks into a bar in texas?

A guy walks into a bar in Texas
and orders a white
wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, expecting
to see some wimp.
The bartender looks up and says, "You ain't from around
here, are ya??? Where ya from, boy?"

The guy says, "I'm from Iowa."

The bartender asks, "What the heck you do in Iowa?"

The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender asks, "A taxidermist? Now just what the heck is a
taxidermist?"

The guy says nervously, "I mount animals."

The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's okay
boys, he's one of us!"


Answers:

LOL!!!!! thats hilarous!! ha ha ha ha! definatly startworthy


The answer content post by the user, if contains the copyright content please contact us, we will immediately remove it.
Copyright © 2007 enter-qa.com -   Contact us

Entertainment Categories