Joke - How's your husband's.........?!
Question:
Joke - How's your husband's.........?
Three women were sitting talking about their husbands' performance as a lover. The first woman says, "My husband works as a marriage counsellor. He always buys me flowers and chocolate before we make love. I like that."
The second woman says, "My husband is a motorcycle mechanic. He likes to play rough and slaps me around sometimes. I kinda like that."
The third woman just shakes her head and says, "My husband works for Microsoft. He just sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how great it's going to be when I get it."
Answers:
He sounds like a man who would prefer to buy "Computer Weekly" than "Playboy."
He probably refers to going to the bathroom as "downloading"
How do you stop your husband reading your e-mails?
Rename the folder "instruction manual"