Best joke?!
Question:
Best joke?
whoever can tell the best joke gets the 10pts. I don't care WHAT kind of joke it is but I LOVE dirty jokes! good luck...
Answers:
BROKEN ENGAGEMENT
Gregory finally found the nerve to tell his fiancée that he had to break off their engagement so he could marry another woman.
"Can she cook like I can?" the distraught woman asked between sobs.
"Not on her best day," he replied.
"Can she buy you expensive gifts like I do?" she asked.
"No, she's broke," he said.
"Well, then, is it sex?" she inquired.
"Nobody does it like you, babe!" he replied.
"Then what can she do that I can't?" the woman tearfully asked.
"Sue me for child support!!"