Confession..?!
Question:
Confession..?
A elderly Italian man went to his parish priest & asked if the priest would hear his confession
"Of course, my son," said the priest
"Well, Father, at the beginning of World War 2, a beautiful woman knocked on my door & asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, & they never found her."
"That's a wonderful thing, my son & nothing that you need to confess," said the priest.
"It's worse, Father; I was weak, & told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors," continued the old man.
"Well, it was a very difficult time, & you took a large risk - you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom & mercy, will balance the good & the evil, & judge you kindly," said the priest.
"Thanks, Father," said the old man. "That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?"
"Of course, my son," said the priest.
The old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?"
Answers:
talk about a good way to have sexual tension off without any of the hassle of marriage!