Men Are Just Happier People-- Why?!


Question:

Men Are Just Happier People-- Why?

Our last name stays put. The garage is all ours. Wedding
plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.

We can never be pregnant. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. We can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell us the truth.

The world is our urinal. We never have to drive to another petrol station toilet because this one is just too icky. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress £2000. Tux rental-£100.

People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. We know stuff about tanks. A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase. We can open all our own jars.

Yeahhh and then a female tricks us into thinking we will be happier still if he were married to her ..


Answers:

Lol! Funny, but Ilife would be extremely boring without women.


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