Just a little joke for you all - I hope you like it!?!


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Just a little joke for you all - I hope you like it!?

A woman wants a partner, but she is tired of the meeting the same old guys, so she decides to put an ad in the local paper. It gives her name and address and says: 'I am looking for a man who won't beat me, won't run from me and can please me sexually."
Over the next week, various men turn up, but none quite fit the criteria. The woman is losing hope when she hears the doorbell ring. Opening the door, she sees a man with no arms or legs sitting in a motorised wheelchair.
"Can I help you?" She asks.
The man explains that he has come in response to her ad. "Look," He says. "I know I'm not what you were expecting, but hear me out. You said you wanted a man who wouldn't beat you - I have no arms so I couldn't." The woman is forced to concede that this is true. "You also wanted a man who wouldn't run from you. I have no legs, so I couldn't."
Again, this is true. "But what about pleasing me in the bedroom? How do I know you could satisfy me?"
"I rang the doorbell, didn't I?" He smiles.


Answers:

He hehe he....It's funny..... Thanks for making me smile ;)


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