Pay me a compliment?!
Question:
Pay me a compliment?
A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, "I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly - pay me a compliment".
The husband replies, "Your eyesight's perfect".
Answers:
*LOL* very good!
Wat about the two pensioners having oral and the man says "yuck you stink"
and she replies "It's my Arthritis"
He says "What..in your fanny?"
and she says "No in my hands...I cant wash my a r s e!"