Give me your best Joke / Riddle suitable for a 9 year old?!
Question:
Give me your best Joke / Riddle suitable for a 9 year old?
My nephew is 9 years old and has bought a few joke books. Whenever I visit he bombards me with jokes and riddles. I am too old to remember some of the classics from when I was 9 (27 years ago) - so please give me some of your best.
Answers:
Q. What gets bigger and bigger as you take more away from it?
A. A hole!
Q. What goes through towns, up & over hills, but doesn't move?
A. The road
Q. Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?
A. The scientists were brainstorming!
Q. What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?
A. Hi Cliff!
Q. What did Pooh say to his agent?
A. Show me the honey
Q. Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
A. Because he was sitting on the deck!
Q. Why did the traffic light turn red?
A. You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
Q. What does a dentist call his x-rays?
A. Tooth pics