A few jokes guys..just havin a wee laugh!?!
Question:
A few jokes guys..just havin a wee laugh!?
what is the definition of scotland...
a place where men are men and sheep are nervous...
what's the similarity between bill clinton and a carpenter..
1 screw and the cabinet falls apart
what's the difference between a genealogist and a gynocologist,
1 looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush!
a chinese couple in bed ..the hubby says"i want 69 now" the wife says.."you want beef and broccoli now!"
how can you pick out the irish guy in a hospital?
he's the 1 blowing the foam out of his bedpan!
what do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night..
a widow...
3 days ago
i'm from bonnie scotland and happy to take the piss and have a laugh..more to come!!
3 days ago
gromit..you're bad!
Answers:
Wee Johnny comes rushing home from school bursting for the toilet ,his mums in the bath.
Johnny looking down at his mums nether region
"whats that mum
mum -"er em,thats where your dad hit me with an axe"
johnny - he must be a good shot ,he got you right in the fanny.