I saw my mate running down the street yesterday....?!

I saw my mate running down the street yesterday....?

... I said,"What's up?" - he said, "I'm running to phone for an ambulance, I don't like the look of my wife!". I said, "I'll come and phone for one too - I can't stand the sight of mine either !!"

My other mate told me that his wife's an angel. I said, "You're lucky - mine's still alive!"

I told her the other day that she had teeth that remind me of the stars. She said,"Is it because they're bright and sparkling?" I said, "No, it's because they come out at night".

you're funny. im just wondering if you are married