A repost..What does a man and a floor have in common?!


Question:

A repost..What does a man and a floor have in common?

A: You lay them right the first time you can walk all over them
forever!!
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A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got to
do something about my husband -- he thinks he's a refrigerator!"
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"I wouldn't worry too much about it," the doctor replies.
"Lots of people have harmless delusions. It will pass."

"But you don't understand," the woman insists. "He sleeps
with his mouth open, and the little light keeps me awake."
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A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.
His tears are streaming down his cheeks.
An elderly lady passes by and feels pity for him.
"What is the matter, young boy? Why are you crying?"
"It's mean!", the boy sniffed, "My daddy drowned all four little kittens we had yesterday!"
"That's awful indeed !", the lady replied angrily, "Your father is a real bastard!'
"Yes", said the little boy, "He had promised to me that I could do it."

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Two men are meeting on the street.
"It was very cold this morning."
"How cold was it?"
I do not no exactly, but I saw a lawyer
with his hands in his own pockets."


Answers:

lol post more lawyers jokes so we can have new ids....


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