When I arrive at the Pearly Gates, I'll have some more questions???!


Question:

When I arrive at the Pearly Gates, I'll have some more questions???

How come psychics never win the lottery?

If necessity is the mother of invention, how come we have so much useless crap?

What is the Universe expanding onto?

Why is there boxing at the Goodwill Games?

If man evolved from apes, how is it that we still have apes?

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk?








Do answer these questions or gimme a star... ;-)

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3 days ago
Thanx all yu wonderful people, but I got more coming up...

3 days ago
Well Mark the Spark, I believe women are best left as a mystry for us men to ponder on trying to solve it.

3 days ago
Mocking myself and my questions Doofy...

:-)


Answers:

Psychics theory 1- They have a code, saying that they can't use powers for personal gain
Psychics theory 2-They are fakes

Useless crap is what tourists live for

Its expanding?

Very funny

Some Apes didn't have the right conditions to evolve in. But, in my opinion, if you ask that in "Heaven" they will probably feed you some crap about "god" creating them.
(Strong Athiest)

A fly in pain.


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