Joke; up for it?!
Question:
Joke; up for it?
80 year old Bessie burst into the sitting room of the old folks' home.
She held her clenched fist in the air and announced, "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!"
An elderly gentleman at the back of the room shouted out, "An elephant?"
Bessie thought for a minute and said, "Close enough!"
Answers:
sex at 80, thanks you just put me off my tea