More Bad Jokes, or good ones?!


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More Bad Jokes, or good ones?

Shite jokes"My dog Minton keeps eating all my shuttlecocks."
"Bad Minton!"

Two men are walking through a graveyard with their dogs .
One man turns to the other and says "Morning"
The other man replies "No, just walking the dog...

Q: Why should you never buy Russian underpants?
A: Chernobyl fallout

Q: "What do you call a pig with three eyes?"
A: "Piiig!"

Q: What have David Beckham and Des O'Connor got in common?
A: They're both ******* awful singers.

Q: What do you call a judge with no thumbs?
A: Justice Fingers.

Stevie Wonder gets a cheese grater for Christmas.
Mate calls to ask if he liked it.
Stevie says, "Man, that was the most violent book I ever read."


Answers:

meanest book? roflmoa. good one!! starred!!


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