The lone ranger is caught by the apache?!
Question:
The lone ranger is caught by the apache?
after burying him up to his neck in the sand the ask him if he wants one last request before they scalp him
"Yes" he replies "if i could just have a quick word with my horse" although they think it strange the native americans agree so the lone ranger whistles silver over and whispers something in his ear and then the horse gallops away
2 mins later as the chief is sharpening his knife silver comes back and riding him is one of the most gorgeous women hes ever seen
she leaps from the horses back runs over to the lone ranger and sits on his face for ten minutes before gettting up and running back to town
"can i have another word with my horse please" says the lone ranger
the chief agrees and the masked man whistles to silver who trots over
when he gets near enough the lone ranger headbutts the horse as hard as he can and shouts
"I SAID POSSE YOU DEAF B*****D"
Answers:
Having escaped the Lone Ranger got to the border with Canada and said 'get me to Toronto pronto Tonto'.