I want some funny jokes (only clean)?!

I want some funny jokes (only clean)?

Does anyone have a funny joke? Please no dirty or yo mamas! I just want a good laugh! THey can even be riddles! Please no reruns! Long or short!

so a blonde and a burrnette are watching the elven oclock news when the burrnette says "i bet 5 bucks you that guy will jump off the building"
the blonde says "ok"
then the guy jumps the blonde hands the burrnette 5 bucks then the burrnette says "i cant take this money i watched th 5 oclock news"

then the blonde goes so did i but i didnt think hed do it again