Little Johnny Joke?!

Little Johnny Joke?

Little Grace was not the best student in parochial school. Usually she
slept through her classes. One day the Nun called on her while she was
napping and asked, "Tell me, Grace, who created the universe?"
When Grace didn't stir, little Johnny, seated in the chair behind her,
took a pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
"God Almighty!" shouted Grace and the Nun said, "Very good."
Soon Grace fell back a sleep. Awhile later the Nun called on Grace and asked, "Who is our Lord and Savior?"
Grace didn't even stir from her slumber.
Once again, Little Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her with his
pencil. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Grace. The Nun said, "Very good."
Grace started to fall back asleep, when the Nun asked Grace a third
question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"

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This time Grace was just awake enough to hear the question and she knew what was coming, so she jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that
damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
The Nun fainted...

Laughed so hard I have tears running down my face! Thanks!

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