I need a funny joke! Anyone?!


Question:

I need a funny joke! Anyone?

I am bored and need something to laugh at is there any funny jokes out there? (not something like ckicken crossing a road...)


Answers:

A little girl moved next door to a little boy. To impress her he got out all his toys to show her. Every toy he had, she had a better one, a newer one, a bigger one. Finally the boy remembered something his father told him. He said I have something you don't have I betcha!" He pulled down his pants and pointed to his penis. The little girl thought for a second and pulled down her panties and pointed to her vagina. She said "My mama says when you have one of THESE you can get as many of THOSE as you want!"

An old man goes to the drugstore "I got a damn cough, I want the best cough drops you got!" the next day the old man goes back in "Damn cough drops you sold me are NO DAMN GOOD I want the best cough syrup you got!" The next day the old man returns "That cough syrup you sold me is no damn good, I still got my damn cough!" The druggist hands him some chocolate and said "Swallow these!" The old man says "What the hell is this" The druggist says "The best laxative we got, you'll be afraid to cough now"


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