Is this a riddle?!
Question:
Is this a riddle?
My first is in apple, but not in tree
My second’s in coffee and also in tea.
My third is in thistle and also in thorn
My fourth is in sad but not in forlorn.
My fifth is in whistle an also in squeak
My sixth is in stink but not in reek.
My seventh’s in porridge but not in toast
My eighth is in fry and also in roast.
My ninth is in haven and also in hell
My tenth is in fart and also in smell.
My eleventh’s in laugh but not in guffaw
My twelfth’s in mistake and also in flaw.
My thirteenth’s in chocolate and also in sweet
My fourteenth’s in inches and also in feet.
My fifteenth’s in Harry and also in Potter
My sixteenth’s in snout and also in trotter.
My seventeenth’s in sing but not in hum,
My eighteenth’s in willy and also in bum.
My nineteenth’s in Nelson and In Horatio
My twentieth’s in cunnilingus and in fellatio.
Still reading? Jeez you poor sap.
This ain’t no riddle, just a load of old crap.
Answers:
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