Soldier joke!?!
Question:
Soldier joke!?
a woman walks into a supermarket, and notices a male customer whose zipper is
undone. The woman kindly says" excuse me sir,but your barracks doors are open".
Not having a clue what the woman was talking about he continued shopping. A few
moments later another customer approached the man and explained that his zipper
was undone. The man zipped up and continued his shopping. At the checkout he ran
into the woman who originally informed him of his zipper.He decides to play into
her unusual comment; "excuse me maam, when you noticed my barracks door was
open, did you happen to see a soldier standing at full attention?" The woman
responded by saying " no, all i saw was a disabled vet sitting on two duffle
bags
Answers:
good one!!!!!!
her is one for you
a new recruit is stationed in Baghdad
he asks the Sargent what the do for "action around here"
the Sargent replies "you see that camel?"
and the recruit says "no f-n way and walks away"
about two weeks go by and the recruit is getting really horny and decides to go for the camel.
as he is mounting the camel the Sargent walks by and See's him and asks "what the heck are you doing soldier?"
"you're supposed to ride it into the whore house in town"
not quite as good without telling it in person, but i thought you might enjoy it.