Joke >>>>> What's wrong with you.....?!
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Joke >>>>> What's wrong with you.....?
A young couple left the church & arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon.They opened the champagne & began undressing.
When the bridegroom removed his socks his new wife asked, "Ewww - what's wrong with your feet? Your toes are all mangled & weird. Why are your feet so gross?"
"I had tolio as a child," he answered.
"You mean polio?" she asked.
"No, tolio.The disease only affected my toes."
The bride was satisfied with this explanation & they continued undressing. When the groom took off his trousers his bride once again wrinkled up her nose.
"What's wrong with your knees?" she asked. "They're all lumpy and deformed!"
"As a child I also had kneasles," he explained.
"You mean measles?" she asked.
"No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees."
The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer.As the undressing continued her husband at last removed his underwear.
"DON'T TELL ME" she said."Let me guess...Smallcox?"
1 day ago
angel eyes...went back to my original hair colouring - think it suits me better lol
On the other subject.....keep searching :)
1 day ago
angel eyes...went back to my original hair colouring - think it suits me better lol
On the other subject.....keep searching :)
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You really are excelling yourself with your latest jokes fidgety!
I have been laughing my socks off.If you know what I mean?