A man was injured in an accident and lost both of his ears.......?!

A man was injured in an accident and lost both of his ears.......?

The accident only took his ears, he was still able to hear, just caused him pain and suffering and would take a while before he would be able to recieve ear reconstruction. So, he decided to start up an internet company with his insurance money. Realizing he would need a very internet savvy person, he conducted 3 job interviews. He interviewed a man in his 40's graduated from Harvard and the interview went well. Afterward the man asked the Harvard grad what he sees when he looks at the injured man. He said not to be rude I notice you don't have ears. Angered, the man said, you don't have the job, get out of here! He interviews a woman in her 30's Yale graduate, and the interview went good. He asked her the same closing question, and she replied, Sir, no disrespect I noticed you must have lost your eyes in an accident. He ordered her out of the room, telling her no job for her. He then interviews a man in his 20's, Maryland grad, the interview was the best of the three. He asked the....

1 day ago
...same closing question and the young man said, Sir, I bet you wear contact lenses. The injured man said, that's some keen observation on your part. How did you notice this? The young man said, it would be pretty f**king hard to wear glasses without any ears!

1 day ago
The woman meant to say ears instead of eyes........oops!

that was cute... you're great. Jan