Sorry..........but more blonde jokes...?!
Question:
Sorry..........but more blonde jokes...?
Q: What is a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme!
Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means stop.
Q: What do you say to a blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."
1 day ago
They are just jokes.......I love to make people laugh. I am not here to offend anyone. I have nothing against blondes or anyone else. My best friend is blonde, my daughter is blonde......I have seen jokes about women with my hair color, I laugh if they are funny and it doesn't offend me.
This is the jokes and riddles category.
If you are offended, I apologize
If you laugh.....my work is done!
Have a great day!!
Answers:
(coming from a blonde)
LMFAO! Now those are good!
I hate it when pepole get mad over jokes. Blonde jokes are funny, it doesnt mean they're true! ....only sometimes.....lol.