Two mental patients, harry and tom,?!
Question:
Two mental patients, harry and tom,?
are waiting for an interveiw with their doctor, if they can correctly answer two simple questions they have been told they can leave the asylum. the first patient, harry, goes in for his interveiw. 'Harry' says his doctor. 'If l poke out one of your eyes, what would happen?' 'I would be half blind', replies harry. 'And what would happen if l poked out the other eye?' asks the doctor 'I would be completely blind', replies harry.
The doctor sends harry out the room and prepares his papers for release. Meanwhile harry whispers the answers to tom, tom then goes in for his interveiw. 'Tom, what would happen if l cut off one of your ears?' asks the doctor. I would be half blind replies tom', 'l see' said the puzzled doctor. 'And what would happen if l cut off the other ear? 'I would be completely blind' answers tom.
'Why do you think you'll go blind if l cut off your ears?' asks the doctor. tom thinks for a second, then replies. 'Because my hat would fall over my eyes
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oh its lols is it cant belive youve left us im crying now youve well broken my poor little heart and i sent you a fish
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