Marriage ?!
Question:
Marriage ?
A husband says to his wife, 'l was a fool when l married you,'
'l know' she replies, 'but l was in love and didnt notice.'
A woman puts an ad in the paper saying, 'husband wanted'.
Next day she gets 100s of replies all saying the same thing.
'you can have mine'.
Going to a party with the wife is like going fishing with a game warden.
For sale: 'twenty volume encyclopedia, good condition, no longer needed. wife knows everything.
For twenty years my wife and l were happy. then we met.
Awoman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
I got married to miss right. I just didnt realise her first name was always.
I live like a medieval knight. Every night l go to bed with a battleaxe at my side.
I take my wife everywhere, but she always finds her way back.
Make love not war. Or if you want both, get married.
Answers:
if your missus sees this you'll get put in the doghouse