Homosexuals in heaven????!
Question:
Homosexuals in heaven????
George Bush just went to the place what he knows is called heaven. He see all the homosexuals, so he went to this person but he does not know that he is the Devil. So he said that
George Bush: Hi, I was the president of the United States of America. I got killed by Ronald Mcdonald and I have a question
Satan: Yes Mr. president. what is it?
George Bush: This is heaven so why their are gay people over here? I seen Guys in bikini's, I seen girls wearing Commandos suits, I seen Drew Carey and Adolf Hitler french kissing each other, There was this dog just few mins ago though that ******* was a dog toy that looks like a hot dog( Ow that hurts), and Richard Simons just sneak up behind me and raped me like I was his betch or something? What kind of heaven is this?
Satan: This is Gay heaven,also known as Hell. Oh look Mr. President, there are your friends that you sent in Iraq.
Soldiers One: Lets put the basterd on with Make-up
George Bush: no, anything but that!!!!!!!!!!
Answers:
Thanks for the 2 free points.