Blonde joke please..... funniest one gets 10 points?!

Blonde joke please..... funniest one gets 10 points?

I have no new blonde jokes and i would like some more when i get back to school. Please help me. Any jokes can be put on here.

Q:How can you tell which blonde is the waitress?
A:Shes the one with the tampon behind her ear wondering where she put her pencil.





There were 3 women, a brunette, a red head and a blonde. They all worked together in an office.
Every day tehy noticed that their boss left work an hour early. So one day they net together and decided that today when the boss left, they would all leave early too.
The boss left early and so did they.
The brunette went home and straight to bed so she could get an early start the next morning. The red head went home to get a quick work out before her dinner date. The blonde went home and walked into the bedroom. She opens the door slowly and saw her husband in bed with her boss, so she shut the door and left.
The next day, the brunette and the red head were talking about going home early again today. They asked the blonde if she was going to go hame early again too.
"No" she said "yesterday i almost got caught!!!!!!"



A car was driving down the street and suddenly started swerving . The car was going back and forth until somebody on a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says "officer im glad your here. i saw a tree in the road then i saw another. i had to swerve to keep from hitting it!!" The officer looks at her and says "Ma'am, thats your air freshener"





A blonde was driving down the highway when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a moment she said "oh well!" and turned around and drove home.
On her way home she drove past a sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES" By the time she had driven 8 miles she had cleaned 43 restrooms




Q:What do a blonde and a turtle have in common?
A:When they are on their back they are screwed.




2 blondes are walking through the woods when one looked down and said "oh, look at the deer tracks" The other blonde says "those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks". "No they are deer tracks" They kept arguing, and arguing, and a half hour later they were both killed by a train.



Q: What did the blondes left leg say to the right leg?
A:Nothing. They have never met.



Q:Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: everybody gets a turn



Q: whats the difference btwn a blonde and a toothbrush?
A: you dont let your friend use your toothbrush




Q: what does a blonde have in common with a screen door?
A:The more you bang it, the looser it gets.



A blonde opened a box of Cheerios and exclaimed "LOOK! A box of doughnut seeds!!!"




Q:What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.







Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A:Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool





Q: What did the blonde's mom say to her before the blondes date?
A: If your not in bed by 12, come home




A blonde and a brunette were talking one day.
The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up.
The blonde asked inquisitively, " How do you give shoulders?"